peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

(Source: extental, via rachkin)

lionsarah:

THERE IS SO MUCH GOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD

SO GOD DAMN MUCH

SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT

AND PEOPLE CHOSE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

(Source: felixdawkins, via mathildemuse)

holyfrackles:

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(via deancasandthefrickfrack)

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts, via maddehhey)

vaginawoolf:

coolator:

i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit

 

(via badgersinbowties)

blacksouls-and-revelations:

kathmo:

Matt Bellamy’s new profile photo on Twitter. Is that Bing?

like father like son
"Poetry doesn’t have to rhyme, it just has to touch someone where your hands couldn’t."
Rudy Akbarian  (via jabwit)

(Source: obeythesquid, via rachkin)

magicmumu:

infinitefandoms:

strangerinsidethetardis:

fairgroundsoldier:

i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey

#we all read better fanfiction

#we all WRITE better fanfiction

 (swanqueenistruelove)

(Source: hannibalitus, via rachkin)

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